MASTER! DINNER IS PREPARED!
My name is Emily, Rocky Horror fan extreme, and this is my blog dedicated to just that, along with some Disney, feminism, gay stuff, body positivity, and all things fun!
Thank you for coming up to the lab, now time for you to see what's on the slab! ;)
Also, check out my beautiful girlfriend here: http://disgracefully-yours.tumblr.com/ and here: http://hallospaceboyy.tumblr.com/
(music is at the bottom if you wanna turn it off)
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
a gay camp that parents send their children to in order to be “corrected” that is actually a disguised safe haven for LGBT youths
Message me on anon telling me how you really feel about me, I'm prepared for anything and everything